A few more good reasons

I could throw a hat on and not comb my hair.

I could mindlessly change channels as I sleep.

I could pass gas in front of family.

I could have the laundry fairy deliver my clothes.

I could have hot meals cooked for me and all the dishes done.

I could scratch like it is common.

I could only answer the phone when I think it is for me.

I could wake up at the crack of dawn to prove I am a man, then cat nap all day.

Oh... I think that is enough.

I hate to take out the garbage and fill the car up with gas.

I guess I will stay a woman.