Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Getting Older

Things I wish someone had told me as I have aged:

1.  Bras will no longer be pretty lacy things that are fun, they will be white with no frills and work like a dog.  

2.   High Heels will be for " those young girls" - comfortable shoes with support are needed.

3.  A quiet night at home really is better than sex... most nights. 

4.  Feminine Hygene products are not only used once a month but during cold and allergy season.  Seriously... this one has to be the WORST!  ACHHHOOO... not again......


5 comments:

AdamandKaylasmommy said...

Awwww.. I'm sorry. My mom had that problem, but she had corrective surgery and now she is can sneeze away!

Anonymous said...

Wow, you really need to slow down and take a few nights off.
Charlie

Jessica said...

LOL...but about number 3 ... I have to say that it depends on WHAT TYPE of [the alternative] to spending a quiet night at home you're talking about. HAHAHA. j/k (remember back to last year?)

Sun-Kissed Savages said...

Hahhhhaaaaaa!!!

Preschool Playbook said...

This was really funny! Thanks for the laugh.