1. Bras will no longer be pretty lacy things that are fun, they will be white with no frills and work like a dog.
2. High Heels will be for " those young girls" - comfortable shoes with support are needed.
3. A quiet night at home really is better than sex... most nights.
4. Feminine Hygene products are not only used once a month but during cold and allergy season. Seriously... this one has to be the WORST! ACHHHOOO... not again......