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1. Bras will no longer be pretty lacy things that are fun, they will be white with no frills and work like a dog.
2. High Heels will be for " those young girls" - comfortable shoes with support are needed.
3. A quiet night at home really is better than sex... most nights.
4. Feminine Hygene products are not only used once a month but during cold and allergy season. Seriously... this one has to be the WORST! ACHHHOOO... not again......
5 comments:
Awwww.. I'm sorry. My mom had that problem, but she had corrective surgery and now she is can sneeze away!
Wow, you really need to slow down and take a few nights off.
Charlie
LOL...but about number 3 ... I have to say that it depends on WHAT TYPE of [the alternative] to spending a quiet night at home you're talking about. HAHAHA. j/k (remember back to last year?)
Hahhhhaaaaaa!!!
This was really funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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